Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I have c-list celebrities calling me now!

This evening I received a phone message from Carmen Electra. Really. Yes it sounded like a recorded message, but nonetheless it went something like this: "Heeellloooo there! It's me Carmen Eelllleeeectraaa and I had to call to say heeelooo and tell you how I've teamed up with Dr. Phil.." (hold on there...what the heck? Carmen Electra and Dr. Phil? Is this for reals?) "...to team up with a new numner that you can call to meet up with available singles in your area..."

I can't tell you the rest.

Because I hung up.

Seriously? Carmen Electra and Dr. Phil? A dating servie?

No thanks.

And I really wish I were making this all up...

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Blogger Penny L. Richards said...

Yep, I got that one too. I didn't listen long enough to hear that it was a dating service, though. Smooth marketing, calling us with that news: a married couple and two kids under 12. Yeah, we're your target.

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Blogger Kristina Chew said...

I misread this at first to be "Carmen Electra and Dr. Phil dating"....

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Hey, a man who talks too much with a woman who has nothing to say. I think it sounds like a great service.

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You´ve gotta be kidding...
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I misread this at first to be "Carmen Electra and Dr. Phil dating"....

Now that raises one not-so-nice image in my brain.

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